I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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