I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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