I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wish i was in the wii world.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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