More tranny stories later!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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