I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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