Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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