I hate your face
its not stalking. its research.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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