did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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