Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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