i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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