what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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