You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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