That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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