Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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