Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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