I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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