It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Found your dick twin last night
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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