thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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