i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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