as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Randomize
