Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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