Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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