Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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