found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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