is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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