I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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