You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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