Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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