I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Congratulations! We have a period
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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