I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
operation have a gay friend backfired
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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