i don't plan on having that self control this summer
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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