I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
