no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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