But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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