Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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