i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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