I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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