your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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