i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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