Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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