they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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