i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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