he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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