I can text with my tongue
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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