dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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