with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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