I'm lost and stupid without you.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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