After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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