I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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