Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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