i would punch a child for taco bell
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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