Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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