Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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