what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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