If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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