u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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